bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

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get out me dash

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mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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Baby: n-n-n
Parent: oh it's his first words!
Baby: n-n
Baby: not all men
Parent: put it back