the other day i tried to get out of bed so my boyfriend grabbed me from behind to try to pull me back and i knocked over the tv and broke it

hospitalstays:

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school cum

(Source: joyridng, via queen-bacon)

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

(via josephgordongetit)

-wankerr:


sunbaths:

browneyedpretty:

Just another lake photo

Holy crap.

Take me here 😍

surprisebitch:

*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD

(Source: surprisebitch, via jesuschristvevo)

mymompickedthisurl:

that feeling when you listen to a song with good heaphones for the first time and suddenly you notice 7 new instruments, a child singing harmonies in the background, and you’re just sitting there wide eyed and in love with the song all over again

(via featherpillow)

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

(via cargaydiem)

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.